Dogs vs Wives
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>Subject: Dogs vs Wives
>These are good reasons why guys should have dogs and not wives:
>
>1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
>2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
>3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
>4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
>5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
>6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
>7. A dog's parents never visit.
>8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
>9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
>across.
>10. Dogs like to do their snooping outsiderather than in your wallet or
>desk.
>11. Dogs seldom outlive you.
>12.. Dogs can't talk.
>13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
>14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a
>day.
>15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
>16. Dogs like to go hunting.
>17. Another man will seldom steal your dog..
>18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both
>of you.
>19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you
>get another dog?"
>20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room
>for free.
>21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
>away.
>22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a
>pervert.
>23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
>24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just
>think it's interesting.
>25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
>26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
>27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
>28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
>29. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
>30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.
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