Treats: Troll Turds
Source of Recipe
kidwizard.com
Recipe Introduction
"chocolate cookies w/ a gross green tint"
List of Ingredients
* 1/2 cup margarine
* 1/2 cup white sugar
* 4 teaspoons powdered cocoa
* 1/2 cup packed brown sugar
* 1 dragon egg (or if they are scarce use a chicken egg)
* 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
* 1 cup flour
* 3/4 cup rolled oats
* green food coloring
* 1/2 cup shredded wheat or wheat flake cerealRecipe
1. Ask Parent Wizard to help you.
2. Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
3. Melt margarine, white sugar and cocoa in saucepan.
4. Mix brown sugar, egg, vanilla, flour and rolled oats in cauldron.
5. Pour melted cocoa mixture into cauldron and mix well.
6. Squirt some green food coloring (for aesthetic quality) into the concoction. Stir well.
7. Add cereal and squish the gunk with your hands. Leave lumps.
8. "Drop" the dough into turds on the baking sheet.
9. Cook 9 to 11 minutes.
10. Use oven mitts to remove the baked turds from the oven. Be careful.
11. Let them cool, or you can serve steaming turds to your closest friends.
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