The Recipe
List of Ingredients
A friend gave me this recipe and said "you just can't beat it."
There must be something wrong with her - I can't even eat it!
I followed her recipe exactly, line by line,
But I ran out of lemon juice, so I used a little wine.
I didn't have paprika so I used another spice.
I didn't have potatoes so I substituted rice.
I didn't have tomato sauce so I used tomato paste;
(A whole can, not a half can; I don't believe in waste).
I just don't know what's wrong but I know that I must
Watch out for this weird woman - her recipes I can't trust!
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