Stuff 10
Source of Recipe
Here, There and Everywhere
List of Ingredients
- A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
- Thank God I'm an atheist.
- War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left.
- We have enough youth, how about a FOUNTAIN OF SMART?
- Seven days without pizza makes one weak.
- Where do you get the parts for foreign recipes? ~ Graffiti
- "Tough times don't last. Tough people do."
- "Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users?"
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
- The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
- Get a rise out of life! Bake Bread!
- Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
- The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
- "A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't."
- Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
- In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
- If heat rises, shouldn't Hell be cold?
- Do mute people burp?
- A clear conscience could be a sign of a poor memory.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
- I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
- "Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- It is far better to be alone than to wish you were.
Instructions
- "Tea that helps our head and heart Tea medicates most every part Tea rejuvenates the very old Tea warms the piss of those who're cold."J. Jonker, Amsterdam (c. 1670)
- "The soul that can speak through the eyes can also kiss with a gaze." ~ Gustavo Adolfo Becquer
- Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny. ~Frank Zappa, musician (1940-1993)
- Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain...and most fools do. Dale Carnegie
- He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks.~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld
- Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. ~ Plato
- Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker!
- Be more splendid, more extraordinary. Use every moment to fill yourself up. ~ Oprah Winfrey
- "Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people." ~ Richard Armour, author
- "Passion is found in the heart that is willing to love." ~ Amy-Marie Collins
- Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. ~ Poe, Edgar Allan - 1809-1845, American Poet
- The healthy stomach is nothing if it is not conservative. Few radicals have good digestions. ~ Butler, Samuel - 1612-1680, British Poet, Satirist
- "In the orchestra of a great kitchen, the sauce chef is a soloist." ~Fernand Point
- Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. ~ Kahlil Gibran
- "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" ~ Steven Wright
- Only Bill Gates would make you click START before turning OFF your computer. ~ Andy Rooney
- I've learned that a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. ~ Andy Rooney
- "Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression." ~ Dodie Smith
- "Happiness is finding two olives in your martini when you're hungry."~Johnny Carson
- "Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with theexception of guppies, who like to eat theirs." ~ P. J. O'Rourke
- How did a fool and his money get together in the first place? ~ Steven Wright
- The closer one gets to the top, the more one finds there is no "top." ~ Nancy Barcus
- Never approach a bull from the front, A horse from the rear, Or a fool from any direction.
- Relax, I know what I'm doing, I saw this done in a cartoon once.
- It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.
|
|
member logon
