Elephant Stew
List of Ingredients
1 elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
salt and pepper to tasteRecipe
Cut elephant into bite size pieces.
This should take about 2 months.
Add enough brown gravy to cover.
Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 405.
This will serve 3800 people.
If more are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added, but only do this if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.