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    what state mottos should really be


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    Dani
    Alabama:
    At Least We're not Mississippi

    Alaska:
    11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

    Arizona:
    Dehyd-rific!

    Arkansas:
    Litterasy Ain't Everthing

    California:
    As Seen on TV

    Colorado:
    If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

    Connecticut:
    Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

    Delaware:
    (this was left blank--does this mean Delaware is too small to have a
    motto?)

    Florida:
    Ask Us About Our Grandkids

    Georgia:
    We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

    Hawaii:
    Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

    Idaho:
    More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

    Illinois:
    Gateway to Iowa

    Indiana:
    2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

    Iowa:
    Land of James T. Kirk

    Kansas:
    First Of The Rectangle States

    Kentucky:
    Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

    Louisiana:
    We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

    Maine:
    Cheap Lobster

    Maryland:
    A Thinking Man's Delaware

    Massachusetts:
    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

    Michigan:
    First Line of Defense From the Canadians

    Minnesota:
    For Sale

    Mississippi:
    Come Feel Better About Your Own State

    Missouri:
    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

    Montana:
    Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, and Very Little Else

    Nebraska:
    Ask About Our State Motto Contest

    Nevada:
    Poker!

    New Hampshire:
    Go Away and Leave Us Alone

    New Jersey:
    You Want a #$@%#!@ Motto? I Got Yer #$@%#!@ Motto Right Here!

    New Mexico:
    Lizards Make Excellent Pets

    New York:
    You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

    North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

    North Dakota:
    Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!

    Ohio:
    Don't Judge Us by Cleveland

    Oklahoma:
    Like the Play...Only No Singing

    Oregon:
    Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner

    Pennsylvania:
    Cook With Coal

    Rhode Island:
    We're Not REALLY An Island

    South Carolina:
    Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

    South Dakota:
    Closer Than North Dakota

    Tennessee:
    The Educashun State

    Texas:
    Se Hablo Ingles

    Utah:
    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

    Vermont:
    Yep

    Virginia:
    Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

    Washington:
    Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

    Washington, D.C.:
    Wanna Be Mayor?

    West Virginia:
    One Big Happy Family -- Really!

    Wisconsin:
    Come Cut Our Cheese

    Wyoming:
    Wynot?


 

 

 


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