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    My perfect cookie for Xmas


    Source of Recipe


    Hilda

    List of Ingredients




    1 cup dark brown sugar
    1 cup (two stick) butter
    1 cup granulated sugar
    4 large eggs
    2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 tsp salt
    1 tsp fresh lemon juice
    1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
    2 cups all purpose flour
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)


    Recipe



    First, sample the Cuervo to check quality.
    Take a large bowl.
    Check the Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest quality.
    Pour another 4 oz in a measuring cup and drink.
    Turn on the electric mixer.
    Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bow.
    Add one tsp sugar. Beat again.

    At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK.
    Try another 4 oz, just in case.
    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the floow.
    Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.

    Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisiticity.
    Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.
    Check the Jose Cuervo.
    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
    Add one table.
    Ass a sppon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
    Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
    Don't forget to beat off the turner.
    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Jervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

 

 

 


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