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    Food Spoilage Table


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    THE GAG TEST
    Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night).

    EGGS
    When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime.

    MEAT
    If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a three-block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled.

    CANNED GOODS
    Any canned goods that have become the size or shape of a basketball should be disposed of. Carefully.

    WINE
    It should not taste like salad dressing.

    POTATOES
    Fresh potatoes do not have roots, branches, or dense, leafy undergrowth.

    GENERAL RULE OF THUMB:
    Most food cannot be kept longer than the average life span of a hamster. Keep a hamster in your refrigerator to gauge this.



 

 

 


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