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    Signs That You're Drinking Too Much Coff


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    * Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.

    * You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

    * You answer the door before people knock.

    * You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.

    * You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

    * You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

    * Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

    * You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

    * You walk twenty miles on the treadmill before realizing it's not plugged in.

    * You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

    * You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
    * You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

    * You ride an exercise bike to work.

    * You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

    * You use coffee flavored mouthwash.

    * You help your dog chase its tail.



 

 

 


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