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Things You Would Never Hear a Southerner say...

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Things You Would Never Hear a Southerner Say:

"I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex."

Duct tape won't fix that.

Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.

We don't keep firearms in this house.

You can't feed that to the dog.

I thought Graceland was tacky.

No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.

Wrasslin's fake.

Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

We're vegetarians.

Do you think my hair is too big?

Who's Richard Petty?

Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

Deer heads detract from the decor.

I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

Trim the fat off that steak.

The tires on that truck are too big.

I'll have the arugula and ridicchio salad.

Unsweetened tea tastes better.

Would you like you fish poached or broiled?

I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.

Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

I don't have a favorite college team.

Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.

I believe you cooked those green beans too long.

Elvis who?

I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.


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