&quot;Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.&quot;
 Doug Larson
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 &quot;An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.&quot;
 Will Rogers (1879-1935)
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 &quot;Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.&quot;
 Jim Davis, &#39;Garfield&#39;