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Absurd Warning Labels




Source of Recipe


rc-Marilee Manson


List of Ingredients









1. On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place."

2. On an infant's bathtub: "Do not throw baby out with bath water."

3. On a roll of Life Savers: "Not for use as a flotation device."

4. On a Pentium chip: "If this product exhibits errors, the
manufacturer will replace it for a $2 shipping and a $3
handling charge, for a total of $4.97."

5. On a disposable razor: "Do not use this product during an earthquake."

6. On pantyhose: "Not to be used in the commission of a felony."

7. On work gloves: "For best results, do not leave at crime
scene."

8. On Odor Eaters: "Do not eat."

9. On a blender: "Not for use as an aquarium."

10. On a wet suit: "Capacity, One Person


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