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Christmas Poop




Source of Recipe


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List of Ingredients




For each, you will need:
clear plastic bag, small clear jar, or other clear container
stickers, ribbon, yarn etc. to decorate and close the container
paper, Christmas coloured
very fine point marker or dark pen
filling material as described below


Recipe



Fill container with white miniature marshamallows. Write the following poem on paper and attach or insert into container:

Santa checked his list not once, but twice.
He found that you've been naughty not nice.
Coal's so expensive, so here's the scoop.
He filled your stocking with Snowman poop!

Alternatively, you could simply write Snowman Poop. Close and decorte container as desired.
That's it!
Variation: Fill your container with chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered peanuts, or something of similar size and colour. Use the same poem as above, but changing Snowman to Reindeer. Seal and decorate the container.