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MAY I HAVE AN APPLE SIR?




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Anon






Recipe Introduction


"May I have an apple sir,
An apple from your keg?"
"Of course you may, my dear,
And you don't have to beg!"
"Oh my, this apple is
So very crisp and sweet,
Delightfully juicy,
A very special treat!"
The apple's very good for you,
There's no cholesterol,
No sodium or caffeine,
Or even alcohol.
The apple's filled with fiber,
It's the best thing you can eat,
And you don't have to cook it
Like vegetables and meat.
There's very little waste, when washed
The skins are eaten too,
But please don't eat the seeds
Or apple trees will grow in you!
Anon





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