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The Proper Way to Make a Cake




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Light oven; get out utensils and ingredients. Remove blocks, toy autos from table. Grease pans, crack nuts. Measure 2 cups of flour; remove Johnny's hands from flour; wash flour off Johnny. Remeasure flour. Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter. Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl Johnny knocked on the floor. Get another bowl. Answer doorbell. Return to kitchen. Remove Johnny's hands from bowl. Wash Johnny. Answer phone. Return. Remove 1/4" salt from greased pan. Look for Johnny. Grease another pan. Answer telephone. Return to kitchen and find Johnny. Remove his hands from bowl. Take up greased pan and find layer of nutshells in it. Head for Johnny who flees, knocking bowl off table. Wash kitchen floor, table, walls, dishes. Call baker. Lie down.