Things to do at a Wedding
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Show up with a baby and claim he belongs to the newlyweds.
Cover yourself with glue to improve your chances of catching the bouquet.
Tell people that you knew the bride before the sex change operation.
Instead of a standard gift, give the newlyweds a gift certificate for a drug rehab. clinic.
As you move down the receiving line, spit on each person.
Propose a toast to the bride's nose job.
Steal the cards from the wedding gifts so no one can tell who they came from.
Walk up to various guests wearing a security guard costume and demand to see their invitations.
After the bride throws her garter, start people chanting, "Throw your bra, throw your bra..."
Tell the priest that there's no money to pay him, and ask if he'll settle for banging the bride instead.
Assure the bride's mother that the groom is "hung like a horse."
Return a bra which the bride left in your car.
When the bride is coming down the aisle, push the organist out of the way and start playing, "The Lady is a Tramp."
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