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Turkey Poop




Source of Recipe


recipezaar


Recipe Introduction


This is a little late for Thanksgiving this year but it will be something fun to do next year. People young and old will get a kick out of it. I found the poem on the internet and made the project on my "Printmaster Plastinum 16 program. I used the Business Card format that has 8 business cards per sheet of paper. If you have Printmaster and would like to use my template, please feel free to ISO or email me and I will be more than happy to send it to you via email. This is a recipe for one "serving" Multiply it by however many of these you want to make. Preperation time is approximate depending on how long it takes you to make the project on your print program and to print them out. Cook time is the time it takes to make each bag and is also approximate.


List of Ingredients




1 ziploc bag (or baggie)
10 malted milk balls (Whoppers) or chocolate-covered peanuts or chocolate-covered raisins (or whatever you would like to use)


Recipe



1. You will also need: Stapler (if necessary) This poem printed on paper: You invited me to Thanksgiving dinner, With your family and your friends, You didn't tell me I was the main dish, For me it was"THE END!
2. "You frightened me so badly--I knew I had been duped!
3. So, I left you with my calling card, this bag of turkey poop!
4. Place the 10 malted milk balls (or whatever you are using) in the sandwich bag.
5. Place the printed poem inside the sandwich hag.
6. Staple if necessary.
7. Place at each table setting at dinner on Thanksgiving day!
8. Now watch the smiles on peoples faces and hear the laughter as well as ughs!
9. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!