Stuff 2
List of Ingredients
- Approach Love and Cooking with wreckless abandon.
- Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart.
- You cannot hurt your eyesight by looking on the bright side.
- If you haven't worn or used it in the last year, throw it out or donate it.
- Love is not what makes the world go 'round. Love is what makes the trip worthwhile.
- To eliminate paper clutter, try to touch paper only once.
- In the book of Life, the answers aren't in the book.
- Live well, Laugh often, Love much.
- Well-behaved women rarely make history.
- Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
- Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
- Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
- Too many freaks; Not enough circuses.
- It is not enough to conquer, one must learn how to seduce.
- Those who speak most eloquently about honesty often have no working knowledge of the concept.
- RE: duce, cycle, use, furbish, pair, generate.
- No one ever died of oven crud poison.
- If it's not one thing, it's your Mother.
- Sorrow looks back. Worry looks around. Faith looks up!
- A smart man can work his way out of a difficulty that a wise man would never get into in the first place.
- Faith Makes Things Possible, Not Easy.
- People don't care how much you know. They just need to know you care.
- You know your getting older when ... "Happy Hour" is a nap.
- Whatever your past has been, you have a spotless future.
- Love all, trust a few; Do wrong to none. (William Shakespeare)
Instructions
- The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
- If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
- The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
- Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth!
- Always take your rainbow with you!
- A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman. (Russell Lynes)
- "The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time." - Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
- "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." (Calvin and Hobbes)
- The most sincere love of all is the love of food.(George Bernard Shaw)
- Aim at nothing - you're bound to hit it.
- We are not put on this earth to see through each other, but to see each other through.
- "Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." (James Dean)
- Life itself is the proper binge. (Julia Child)
- The best angle to approach any problem is the try-angle.
- If you want happiness for an hour-take a nap. If you want happiness for a day-go fishing. If you want happiness for a month-get married. If you wanthappiness for a year-inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime-help others.-Chinese Proverb
- Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. (Mark Twain)
- We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit onthe curb and clap as they go by. (Will Rogers)
- Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.(Winston Churchill)
- A gourmet is just a glutton with brains.(Philip W. Haberman, Jr.)
- Between yesterday's regrets and tomorrow's dreams is today's opportunity. (Anonymous)
- Every sunrise is a second chance. (Anonymous)
- We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. (Japanese Proverb)
- Few of us get dizzy from doing too many good turns.
- Sound travels slowly. Sometimes the things you say when your kids are teenagers, don't reach them till they're in their 40s.
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