Email to Harper      

Stuff 7

Source of Recipe


?






List of Ingredients



• Being humble doesn't mean that you think less of your self...just that you think of your self less!
  
• "Do or do not---there is no try." (Yoda)
  
• Everyones opinion of what 'great pizza' is, is relative.
  
• The Upper Crust is nothing but a bunch of crumbs held together by alot of dough.
  
• You should not confuse your career with your life. (D. Barry)
  
• The road to a friends house is never long.
  
• Happiness is seeing my daughter's name pop up on my Buddy List.
  
• If I had but two loaves of bread, I would sell one and buy hyacinths, for they would feed my soul.
  
• Freud's assertion that everything is sexual is just a phallusy.
  
• Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. (Proust)
  
• Religion is for those who fear hell and Spirituality is for those who have already been.
  
• Life is a zoo in a jungle.
  
• So often times it happens, that we live our lives in chains...and never even know we have the key. (The Eagles)
  
• The man who has no imagination has no wings. (M. Ali)
  
• Imagination is more important than knowledge. (Einstein)
  
• After a snowstorm, everybody's lawn looks the same. (Anon)
  
• Hope Floats.
  
• Wine is sunlight held together by water. (Galileo)
  
• Youth looks ahead, Old age looks back, Middle age looks tired. (unknown)
  
• In youth we learn; In age we understand. (Marie Von Ebner- Eschenbach)
  
• Fall seven times; stand up eight. (Japanese proverb)
  
• Knowledge is an island surrounded by a sea of mystery. (Chet Raymo)
  
• To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be. (Golda Meir)
  
• Happiness is a way station between too little and too much. (Pollock)
  
• Sometimes money costs too much. (Emerson)
  






Instructions



1. Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. (S.Loren)
   
   
2. The only devils in the world are those running round in our own hearts, and that is where all our battles ought to be fought. (M. Ghandi)
   
   
3. The mighty oak was once a little nut that stood its ground.
   
   
4. One barrel of wine can work more miracles than a church full of saints. (Italian Proverb)
   
   
5. We may live without friends; We may live without books; But civilized man cannot live without cooks." (Meredith Owen)
   
   
6. Reasonable men are nearly as useless as respectable women ( Robert Anton Wilson)
   
   
7. "You can't build a reputation on what you're GOING to do." (Henry Ford)
   
   
8. It still amazes me how often I see the words 'potato' and 'tomato' spelled incorrectly.
   
   
9. Grammar lesson: It's not 'I should OF done that'. It's 'I should HAVE done that'.Grammar Lesson: For gosh sakes people, it's a LIVING ROOM, NOT a FRONT room! You don't sleep in the 'back room', do ya?Grammar Lesson: You're going 'TO your Mom's house', NOT 'BY your Mom's house'.Grammar Lesson: You didn't SEEN it. You SAW it!
   
   
10. The three best rainy day activities are: Sleeping, napping and taking it easy.
    
    
11. Smile, and the world smiles with you :-) Cry and you go straight to your room! :-(
    
    
12. "Time ripens all things; no man is born wise." (Confucius)
    
    
13. Be nobody's fool.
    
    
14. Folks...it's either spaghetti OR it's noodles. It's not 'spaghetti noodles'. Pick one!
    
    
15. Forbidden fruits may create many jams.
    
    
16. Oxymoron du jour: Small Fortune.
    
    
17. Just remember, however important you think you are, the size of your funeral will be determined by the weather.
    
    
18. "Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone."
    
    
19. "Most men seem to live according to sense rather than reason."(Thomas Aquinas)
    
    
20. "Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world." (Lily Tomlin, actress)
    
    
21. "Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before."
    
    
22. "Death and taxes may be certain, but we don't have to die every year."
    
    
23. "Love never dies a natural death. It dies becausewe don't know how to replenish it's source. It diesof blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies ofillness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings." (Anais Nin)
    
    
24. The oldest, shortest words... "yes' and "no"....
    are those which require the most thought. (Pythagoras)
    
    
25. Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there. (Mickey Friedman)
    
    






Final Comments


All opinions expressed are those of yours truly and are meant for entertainment purposes only. They are not intended to be hurtful to any other human bean. :-)