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Stuff 5




List of Ingredients



• Keep your face to the sun and you cannot see the shadows. (Keller)
  
• Practice the Golden Rule.
  
• Nothing is worth more than this day. (Goethe)
  
• Be glad of Life because it gives you the chance to work and to play and to look at the stars. (VanDyke)
  
• Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to think freely, to risk life, to be needed. (M.S.Jameson)
  
• Peace is the natural order of things.
  
• Profanity is a crutch for an illiterate cripple.
  
• The grand essentials in Life are: Something to Do, Something to Love, and Something to Hope for.(Jos. Addison)
  
• Weeping may endure for a night, but Joy cometh in the morning. (Psalm 30:5)
  
• Speechmaking is exactly like childbirth in that you are so glad to get it over with.
  
• One word is worth a thousand pictures.
  
• Eat, Drink and be Merry, for tomorrow may never come.
  
• Did you hear that Columbus stayed up all night wondering where the sun went?
  
• It finally dawned on him! (LOL)
  
• Bless the person who invented the wooden back scratcher!
  
• Find something to laugh at everyday, even if it's at yourself.
  
• Life is too short to drink cheap Scotch.
  
• Whoever said 'Money Can't Buy Happiness', obviously doesn't know where to shop.
  
• When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason....there's a reason.
  
• If you blame others for your failures, do you credit them with your success?
  
• As you go through Life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut....take advantage of all of them.
  
• When you go to a restaurant, choose a table near a waiter.(Jewish saying)
  
• Live beneath your means and within your seams.
  
• Return everything you borrow.
  
• Donate blood.
  






Instructions



1. "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
   
   
2. My next house will have no kitchen....just vendingmachines and a large trash can.
   
   
3. "Sometimes when two's company, three's the result." (Henny Youngman)
   
   
4. An Abracadabra of Good Advice:Some respite to husbands the weather may send, But the housewives affairs have never an end.(PREFACE TO THE BOOK OF HOUSEWIFERY, BY THOMAS TUSSER, 1580)
   
   
5. You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. (Eleanor Roosevelt)
   
   
6. The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. (Vidal Sassoon)
   
   
7. "My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness." (The Dalai Lama)
   
   
8. “Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.” (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
   
   
9. If it's there and you can see it...it's REAL. If it's not there and you can see it..its VIRTUAL.. If its not there and you can't see it......I'ts Gone.
   
   
10. Procrastinate NOW!
    
    
11. When I despair, I remember that all through historythe way of truth and love has always won. There havebeen tyrants and murderers and for a time they seeminvincible but in the end, they always fall -- thinkof it, ALWAYS." (Mahatma Gandhi) (1869-1948)
    
    
12. We must widen our circle of loveuntil it embraces the whole village; the village in turn must take into its fold the district;the district the province, and so on till the scope of our love encompasses the whole world. (Gandhi)
    
    
13. When an agnostic dies, does he go to the "great perhaps"?
    
    
14. Have you ever wondered why just one letter makes all the difference between here and there?
    
    
15. If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
    
    
16. Why is there always one in every crowd?
    
    
17. "There is no medicine like home, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow." (O. S. Marden)
    
    
18. Everyone has a photographic memory.Some just don't have film.
    
    
19. If the shoe fits ... buy it in every color.
    
    
20. "The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple." (Oscar Wilde)
    
    
    
    
21. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
    
    
    
22. Doing what you like is freedom; liking what you do is happiness." (Chinese Fortune Cookie)
    
    
23. "The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you've
    got to have a what-the-hell attitude." (Julia Child)
    
    
    
24. "A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be
    lobster, salad and champagne. The only true feminine and becoming viands." (Lord Byron)
    
    
    
    
25. "Fish, to taste right, must swim three times -- in water, in butter,
    and in wine." (Polish proverb)