Reasons Dad Should Not Be Cooking On Father's Day
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9. Two words: "Naked Chef."
8. Because Dad's three-alarm chili actually involves the fire department.
7. You're pretty sure you've never even heard of "Rack of Spam."
6. Mom is starting to wonder if there's a link between Dad's mystery shish kabobs and the annual disappearance of her cats.
5. Thinks it's funny to do the "pull my finger" routine over a flaming barbecue pit.
3. While yummy, and even slightly nutritious, Dad's standard meal of microwave popcorn and pudding cups isn't quite appropriate for the day's festivities.
4. His signature dish? Pork tartare.
2. While dad's kitchen exploits might be great for laughter and good for $5000 if captured on video, I am actually kind of hungry.
... and the #1 Reason Dad Should *Not* Be Cooking On Father's Day ...
1. There's only so much food that can be prepared during a Sports Center commercial break.
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