Signs It's Time for the Chef to Retire
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Recipe Introduction
TRIVIA: Waht is cream of tartar?
Cream of tartar is a white, acid powder that is precipitated onto the walls of casks used to age wine.
8. The meatloaf arrived sculpted in the shape of a Winnebago.
7. The busboys not only put "Kick Me" signs on his back,
they're giving points for distance.
6. "Cleaning vegetables" now involves a distinctive flushing
sound.
5. Never remembers to order more caviar, but that case of Depends
shows up right on time every Monday.
4. He needs a hairnet on each ear.
3. Refers to Julia Child as "that young upstart."
2. Instead of "medium," "well" and "rare" flags, the roast beef
indicators show the current temperature in Miami.
... and the #1 Sign It's Time for the Chef to Retire ...
1. Keeps interrupting his cooking to go out to the parking lot
and see if he left his blinkers on.
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