Signs You're at a Bad Barbecue
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8. Everything on the grill has a long, thin tail.
7. To avoid burning, chicken breasts are covered in Coppertone.
6. The "cole slaw" is just mayonnaise and lawn trimmings.
5. The three-legged race is won by a three-legged guy.
4. Host tells you the burgers are 20% beef and 80% critter.
3. The steaks have been sitting in marinade sauce all night, and so has your Uncle Earl.
2. You have to sign a legal waiver before you eat the potato salad.
and the #1 Sign You're at a Bad Barbecue ...
1. The guests all have grill marks on their foreheads
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