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    Signs Your Kitchen Remodeling Isn't Going Well

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    9. You're having a hard time believing that "bidet" is really French for "very nice sink."

    8. New countertop height, 31". Current water depth, 33".

    7. Thanks to your kitchen designer's poor penmanship and your
    contractor's sub-par reading skills, your new "Steve" will be installed some time next week.

    6. You're pretty sure that being able to open the cabinet doors would make them more useful.

    5. Your contractor delivers the "new" appliances in a Goodwill truck.

    4. The garbage disposal is belching spackle.

    3. Your new cabinets look strikingly like a stack of milk crates.

    2. They put in your island like they said they would, but it's got sand, palm trees and a little guy in a white suit.

    ... and the #1 Sign Your Kitchen Remodeling Isn't Going Well ...

    1. "... and these hooks are where you can hang the carcasses."


 

 

 


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