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Signs Your Kitchen is Haunted




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Recipe Introduction


There are only 9 of these!


List of Ingredients




9. Either the kitchen's haunted or my mother-in-law's cooking cabbage again.

8. That's where you always find your Mummy.

7. The Pillsbury Doughboy has pins stuck in his head and you've got a migraine.

6. Your pea soup keeps throwing up Linda Blair.

5. Eerily, the contents of your Thermos are either steaming hot or frosty cold.

4. One morning you find your Ginsu knives arranged into a
pentagram on your ceiling.

3. Stands to reason; after all, everything in your pantry has long since passed its expiration date.

2. You open a heavy door... you see an eerie light... you feel a rush of cold air....

and the Number 1 Sign Your Kitchen is Haunted...

1. When you lift the Parkay lid, it moans "Rettub... Rettub...."



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