Things You Don't Want To Hear at Your Family BBQ
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8. "I got the idea for this recipe from watching 'Survivor'"
7. "Which do you want first, kids, ice cream or the name of your real father?"
6. "I made the potato salad three weeks ago, so it's naturally red, white and blue"
5. "Somebody keep the cops busy while dad buries the knife"
4. "It's me, Aunt Susan -- you remember me from last year as Uncle Jeff"
3. "If you don't wash your hands, it gives the burgers more flavor"
2. "By the way, your wife is an excellent kisser"
... and the #1 Thing You Don't Want To Hear at Your Family BBQ ...
1. "Dude, that firecracker really did a number on your eye"
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