Top Calls Received By The Oreo Hotline
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10. "I'm a fat guy and I was wondering if I could buy just a tub of cream filling?"
9. "Will you walk me through how to eat these things one more time?"
8. "I'm a Keebler Elf and I'm ready to talk"
7. "Mmmmmmm"
6. "My name is actually Bill Oreo -- isn't that weird?"
5. "Hi, I'd like to plan a trip to Oregon"
4. "Can I use the white center as a substitute for shaving cream?"
3. "How many proofs of purchase for an angioplasty?"
2. "Can you tell me over the phone if I have some black stuff stuck in my teeth?"
... and the #1 call received by the Oreo Hotline ...
1. "Are Oreos waterproof?"
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