Top Uses for Leftover Pumpkins
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8. "Nice 7-10 split, Larry. Hey, where'd you get the nifty orange ball?"
7. Lob them at the homes of people who handed out nickels instead of candy on Halloween.
6. Go into a movie theater balcony, make retching sounds and dump pumpkin guts over the edge.
5. Combined with leftover Independence Day fireworks, takes the effort out of mashing pumpkin for pies.
4. Pumpkin pancakes, pumpkin stew, pumpkin filets, PLT sandwiches -- you kids are the ones who wanted that 75-pound jack-o-lantern, so shut up and eat!
3. A pumpkin that has been fermenting behind the water heater for five months all but guarantees Junior first prize in the spring Science Fair!
2. Slap a pilgrim hat on the jack-o-lantern, and voila! You're decorated for Thanksgiving. (Note to self: Find a Santa hat.)
... and the #1 Use for Leftover Pumpkins ...
1. Flaming bag of poo is *so* played out. Now, flaming "punkin of poo" -- that just screams class and originality!
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