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Ways to Tell the Chef's Kids Are Running The Kitchen

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9. As you raise your vintage Cabernet to your mouth to savor the bouquet, you discover it's in a dribble glass.

8. Orders for Coq au Vin or Sage-Rubbed Breast of Chicken cause giggles in the kitchen.

7. Suspended in your Jell-O mold: Matrix action figures.

6. Crudites and poo-poo platter... don't go there.

5. You don't remember the recipe for Duck a l'Orange including Fruity Pebbles and Hi-C.

4. Penciled into the menu beside each dish are the terms "rulz" or "drulz."

3. Vegetable of the day is popcorn.

2. "I'm sorry, but the chef informs me that the escargot is 'gross.' Would you care to make another selection?"

...and the #1 Way to Tell the Chef's Kids Are Running the Kitchen...

1. When you send back your meal, his mother calls your mother who in turn makes you apologize.