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What Not to Say When Ordering in a Fancy Restaurant

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8. "And an order of prix fixe for the table."

7. "Super-size it!"

6. "Can I get that with good old American cheese instead of
that French stuff?"

5. "I'll have a Bud and make sure the born on date isn't any
later than last Friday."

4. "Get the fiddler over here to play 'Devil Went Down to Georgia.'"

3. "Could I get about half a dozen packets of ketchup with that?"

2. "Hey, Grey POOP-on! They have Grey POOP-on! HA HA HA!"

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1. "What wine cooler goes best with veal?"