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1 pound dried apples
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 tablespoon dried parsley
1 tablespoon garlic powder
1 cup ice water
1/2 cup corn oil
5 cups whole-wheat flour
1/2 cup powdered milk
2 large eggs
1 tablespoon corn oil
Recipe
Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees F. Put the apples in a food processor so
that pieces are small. Combine in a bowl all of the ingredients (add
oil or water if dough is too dry). Using a rolling pin, roll out dough
to about -3/16-inch thickness (can make thinner or thicker). Using a
cookie cutter, cut into shapes, place on ungreased cookie sheets. Bake
at 350 degrees for approximately 20 -25 minutes (until golden). Cool on
wire cake racks. Store in a container with a tight-fitting lid.