New Mexico Christmas Cake
Source of Recipe
Internet
List of Ingredients
1 c water
1 tsp baking soda
1 c butter
1 c sugar
1 tsp salt
1 c brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 c nutz
1 bottle Jose Cuervo tequila
2 c dried fruit
Recipe
Taste the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electrice mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...beat again.
At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still ok, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, pick the frigging fruit off floor, mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something...who giveshz a d....
Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain the nutz. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turnerer.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window...finish the tequila.
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