Somebody said, about mothers
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another one passed on to me by an email friend
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Somebody said, about mothers
Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've
had a baby
..that somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "normal", is
history.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct
...that somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring
..that somebody never had their child taken to the emergency
room after being run over by a go cart, or never rode in a car
driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good"
...that somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices
..that somebody never stood outside while thier child was playing with
other children in the street when a car comes racing down it, or came out
the back door just in time to see her child hit a ball through the new
neighbor's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother
...that somebody never helped their child with his/her homework.
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first
...that somebody doesn't have five, six or ten children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing
questions
in books
..that somebody never had a child stuff a toy car's rubber tire up his nose
or in his ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery
...that somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day
of kindergarten
... or on a plane headed for military "boot camp"
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied
behind her back
..that somebody never organized wriggling, giggling Cub Scouts/Brownies to
do anything.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married
...that somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or
daughter-in-law to a
mother's heartstrings, and that even though a baby moves out, he/she is
always our baby and we never stop worrying about them.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home
...that somebody was never a mother or grandmother, as a child is always our
responsibility.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her
...that somebody "couldn't possibly" be a mother.
Do you know other "mothers" in your life? Why not give them a copy of this?Recipe
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