Over-the-Hill Survival Kit
Source of Recipe
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List of Ingredients
Aspirin: for all the new little aches & pains
Baby food: to help you adjust to softer foods
Blue M&M's or Skittles: generic Viagra
Cane - because 3 legs are better than two
Fireball candy: to put some fire back into your life
Hugs & Kisses: a sweet way to say 'I love you'
Instant Hair Grower: to replace the hair you will lose (get a small spray bottle & make a label - Instant Hair Grow: spray once every day
Magnifying glass - for reading with
Rubberband - to give you your flexibility back
Small box of Bran Flakes - to keep you regular
Starburst candy - for extra energy
Toothpicks - to help prop your eyes open so you don't fall asleep everytime you sit down
While You Were Napping post-its - so you don't miss any messages while you were napping
Whistle - for when you fall & you can't get upRecipe
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