Turkey Poop
Source of Recipe
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List of Ingredients
You invited me to Thanksgiving dinner
With your family and friends
You didn't tell me I was the main dish
For me it was "THE END"
You frightened me so badly
I knew I had been duped
So I left you with my calling card
This bag of Turkey Poop!
Happy Thanksgiving, from the Turkey
Ingredient Suggestions:
Chocolate Coffee Beans
Chocolate Covered Peanuts
Chocolate Covered Raisins
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You wanted to have me for your Thanksgiving dinner.
I'm a little sad since I got the scoop.
I quickly ran away, so I'm the winner.
No you'll have to settle for some good ol "Turkey Poop".
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The holiday season soon will be here,
With songs of glad tidings, good food and good cheer.
The trukey into the oven to roast,
The family around the table will toast.
But, one word of caution before eating, oh gee,
Take a good look, is that turkey poop I see? Recipe
Posted by: Redraspberrygirl
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