Only a True Southerner Knows....
Source of Recipe
old clipping
Recipe Introduction
This is "Pert Near" the truth !!!!!!!
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Only a true Southerner knows the
difference between a hissie fit and
a conniption fit.
Nobody but a true Southerner knows
how many fish make up a mess.
A true Southerner can show or point
out to you the general direction of
yonderways.
A true Southerner knows exactly how
long "directly" is - as in "Going to town,
be back directly."
Even true Southern babies know that
"Gimme some sugar" is not a request
for the white, granular sweet substance
that sits in a pretty little bowl in the
middle of the table.
All true Southerners know exactly when
"by and by" is.
True Southerners know instinctively
that the best gesture of solace for a
neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of
hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold
tater salad. (If the trouble is a real
crisis, they also know to add some hot
biscuits and nanner puddin'.)
True Southerners grow up knowing the difference
between "pert' near" and "a right fur piece."
True Southerners both know and
understand the differences between a
redneck, a good ol' boy, and po'white
trash.
No true Southerner would ever assume
that the car with the flashing turn signal is
actually going to make a turn.
True Southerners know that "fixin" can be
used both as a noun, verb and adverb.
True Southerners have always known
how far a "Right Smart" is. Or how big
or how much it is.
There are many other things that true
southerners know but I ain't telling cause
if'n I did, you would be a smart as me!
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