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You May Have Been Dumped but You Still Have Your Pride Mashed Potatoes

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List of Ingredients

You May Have Been Dumped but You Still Have Your Pride Mashed Potatoes


large potatoes
3 tablespoons butter
4 tablespoons dairy sour cream
1/2 teaspoon lemon juice
Milk
Salt and pepper




Recipe


Boil the potatoes, with skin on, until fork-tender. Cool potatoes enoughso you can handle them, and peel. Mash with potato masher in mixing bowl.

Notice bowl is not actually yours, but was left behind post-breakup.
Consider returning bowl to rightful owner. Finally decide to retain as mute souvenir of near-escape from emotional serial killer.

Mash harder.

Add 3 tablespoons butter. If you've got another tablespoon of butter lying around, go ahead and throw that in, too. Nothing matters anymore.

Add sour cream and keep mashing. Add lemon juice. Add milk until potatoes reach desired consistency. Season with salt and pepper to taste.

Eat mashed potatoes in bed, under soft quilt, with Ella Fitzgerald's 1957 recording "I Got It Bad (and That Ain't Good)" playing loudly on stereo.