Slab O Scabs^
Source of Recipe
Marla
List of Ingredients
12 To 16 raisins
2 slices Bread
Butter or margarine
Seedless berry jam
-----TOOLS-----
Toaster
Plate
Butter knife
Recipe
Tear raisins into variously sized scab like pieces and set aside.
Toast bread until golden brown.
Carefully place hot toast on a plate.
Spread each slice of toast first with butter and then with jam. Artfully
arrange scabs on jam and eat.
Serves 1 wounded worshiper.
Sicko serving suggestion: Surreptitiously place a raisin scab on the gauze
part
of a sterile, non-medicated, bandage and apply it to the clean, dry
appendage of
your choice. Then tell your intended victim that you're so hungry you could
eat
a scab.
Whip off your bandage and chow down
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