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Rootbeer Milk

List of Ingredients




ROOT BEER MILK

1 mother or grandmother (for a more German flavor, substitute 1 mutter
or grossmutter)
1 cranky child
1 glass of cold milk
1/2 teaspoon Hire's root beer extract (or to taste)

Have the first ingredient sit the second ingredient down to the kitchen table, adding a few soothing patient words.

Mix the next two ingredients together.
Hand the glass of root beer milk to the cranky child.
When child smiles, you know that it worked.



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