Tea Jokes
Source of Recipe
http://www.thesnooze.com/comedypaper/tea.html
List of Ingredients
Tea Jokes
Why was the cow teapot late to the party?
Because she was decafinated!
Holly Douglas-Fleury
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How long does it take to ship tea from China by slow boat?
Oolong Time!
Mensch Freborg
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What does a teapot say to her hairdresser?
Don't teas
Theresa Rubino
Wins my company!
What does the teapot say to its bag?
I don't want another seep out of you!
Teary
Wins my company!
What kind of music do teapots like?
Jasmine
Theresa
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Why did the teapot wear a cozy?
Cozy kept him warm.
Kitten
Honorable mention
Why must you be careful of tea at night?
Because it might mug you.
Louellin Prysbe
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What does a tea bag do when it's tired?
It seeps.
Jules Strand
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What do lady teapots like to wear?
String of Earls!
Lucy Smites
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What's a teapots favorite folk tune?
My Dajarling Clementine
Ted Lampert
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Why did the teapot get in trouble?
Because he was naughtea.
Rachel Milistein
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What did the teapot wear to bed?
A nightea
Rachel Millstein
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Why did the tea get away?
Because it was loose.
Vex Ampet
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What does the tea do when it moves to LA?
It has its bags removed.
Nancy Prescott
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How does a tea bag seep?
On its side
Gloria Dover
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What's the teapots favorite movie?
E.T.
Bob Granket
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X-rated Tea jokes--Beware!
What's under old ladies teacozy?
Tea-pends.
What happens when old lady teapot laughs too hard?
She teas her pants.
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