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    15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART


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    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
    when they
    aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute
    intervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
    rooms.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code
    3' in
    house wares......and see what happens.

    5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
    you'll
    invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why
    can't
    you people just leave me alone?'

    9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
    your
    nose.

    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
    knows
    where the anti-depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
    from
    "Mission Impossible."

    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
    different
    size funnels.

    13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK
    ME!"
    "PICK ME!"

    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
    position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

    And last but not least

    15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then
    yell
    loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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