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    Drunk Again?


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    A man staggered home late after another evening with his drinking
    buddies.
    Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, he tiptoed as quietly as
    he
    could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but
    misjudged the
    bottom step in the darkened entryway. As he caught himself by grabbing
    the
    banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A
    whiskey
    bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially
    painful.
    Managing to suppress a yelp, the man sprung up, pulled down his pants,
    and
    examined his lacerated and bleeding cheeks in the mirror of a nearby
    darkened hallway, then managed to find a large full box of Band-Aids
    before
    proceeding to place a patch as best he could on each place he saw
    blood.
    After hiding the now almost empty box, he managed to shuffle and
    stumble his
    way to bed.

    In the morning, the man awoke with searing pain in head and butt and
    his
    wife staring at him from across the room. She said, "You were drunk
    again
    last night." Forcing himself to ignore his agony, he looked meekly at
    her
    and replied, "Now, hon, why would you say such a mean thing?" "Well,"
    she
    said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the glass at the
    bottom
    of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the
    house, it
    could be your bloodshot eyes, but, mostly....it's all those Band-Aids
    stuck
    on the downstairs mirror!"


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