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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my
intelligence come from?"
The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother,
cause
I still have mine"
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"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week," "That's
very
fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try
to
send her a few bucks myself,"
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A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't
like
the looks of your wife at all. "Me neither doc," said the husband.
"But
she's a great cook and really good with the kids.
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he
has
been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but
you
will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on
you.
The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and
wife."
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