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    A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my
    intelligence come from?"
    The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother,
    cause
    I still have mine"

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    "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
    Court
    Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week," "That's
    very
    fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try
    to
    send her a few bucks myself,"

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    A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't
    like
    the looks of your wife at all. "Me neither doc," said the husband.
    "But
    she's a great cook and really good with the kids.

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    An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he
    has
    been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but
    you
    will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on
    you.
    The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and
    wife."

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