Little Johnny
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand
up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do
you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see
you standing there all by yourself!"
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on
her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself
beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students
might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas
season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood
that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc.
So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand
and
said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my
heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know!!
I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet, looked
at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely
at a loss for a few very long seconds. Finally, he gathered his wits and
asked
Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well...every
morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus
Christ, are you still in there?!"
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in
class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and
44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon
Network!"
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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local
police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the
10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture
and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the
policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little
Johnny asked,
"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
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