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    Stumpy's Day-Cleaning Tips


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    Dirt: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful
    filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor
    of 15 and leave it alone.

    Cobwebs: Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from
    the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere. If someone points out
    that the light fixtures need dusting, simply look confused and exclaim,
    "What? And spoil the mood?"

    Pet Hair: Explain the mound of pet hair brushed up against the doorways
    by claiming you are collecting it there to use for stuffing hand sewn
    play animals for the children.

    Guests: If unexpected company is coming, pile everything unsightly into
    one room and close the door. As you show your guests through your tidy
    home, rattle the door knob vigorously, fake a growl and say, "I'd love
    you to see our Den, but Fluffy hates to be disturbed and the shots are
    SO expensive."

    Dusting: If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a showy urn
    on the coffee table and insist that, "This is where Grandma wanted us
    to scatter her ashes."

    Painting: Don't bother repainting. Simply scribble lightly over a dirty
    wall with an assortment of crayons and try to muster a glint of tears
    as you say, "Junior did this when he was just two and I don't want to
    wash the memories away."

    General Cleaning: Mix one-quarter cup pine scented household cleaner
    with four cups of water in a spray bottle. Mist the air lightly. Leave
    dampened rags in conspicuous locations. Develop an exhausted look, throw
    yourself on the couch and sigh, "I clean and I clean and I still don't
    get anywhere."





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