THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY
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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat. Sorry!
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder... "What the heck was I thinking?"
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
How could two people as ugly as you have such a beautiful
baby?
I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to
love.
After having met you I've changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never
believed in Hell until I met you.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're
not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll
probably need it again.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee,
Kentucky & West Virginia)
Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost
Lifelike!
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your
promise.
We have been friends for a very long time . Let's say we
stop?
I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here.
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever
find out who the father was?
Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
It's really good pay.
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