The Dysfunctional Section
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Card 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to
love. And now
that you've come into my life... (Inside card) -I've changed
my
mind.
Card 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life....
(Inside
card)
-I never believed in Hell until I met you.
Card 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card)
-That you're not here to ruin it for me.
Card 4. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside
card) -Too
bad no one likes your husband.
Card 5. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) -Someone
other
than you.
Card 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside
card) -Almost lifelike!
Card 7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) -Now we've broken up, I think it's time to
keep your promise.
Card 8. We've been friends for a very long time... (Inside
card)
-What do you say we stop?
Card 9. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) -It's
almost
like you're still here.
Card 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside
card) -Did you ever find out who the father was?
Card 11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking
ship
and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) -I'd
miss you terribly and think of you often.
Card 12. Looking back over the years we've been together, I
can't
help but wonder... (Inside card) -What was I thinking?
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