middle age?
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If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your ass will get
soaking wet.
The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are
...urinate and attend funerals.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
bucket.
To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old
ladies running around with tattoos and belly button holes!
Money can't buy happiness-but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a
Porsche than in a Hyundai.
Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.
Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you
are
probably dead.
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