2 (32 oz.) bottles of ketchup
1 (16 oz.) bottle of Mountain Dew
dash of salt and pepper
dash of all-purpose seasoning
dash of bacon bits
dash of mustard seed
1 tsp. dried mustard
dash of Tabasco sauce
2 Tbsp. A-1 sauce
1 Tbsp. Worcestershire sauce
1 clove chopped garlic
2 Tbsp. chopped onion
1/2 stalk celery
1/2 lb. brown sugar
Recipe
Bring mixture to a boil (except celery and brown sugar); turn down to simmer and add celery and brown sugar. Simmer for 3 hours, stirring often. Freezes well.