*Kid's Words
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A Sunday school teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus
with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: "They couldn't get a
baby-sitter."
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A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began
putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and
spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked.
"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy
explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
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Can people predict the future with cards?
My mother can.
Really?
Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen
when my father gets home.
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My mom had been getting on my little sisters about not picking up their
clothes. I was sitting in my room, and heard my mom say, "Who left all
this underwear all over the floor?" As innocently as an angel, my
sister Anne replied, "The Panty Fairy came and left us presents!"
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After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and
a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the
children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last
she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting
them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard
her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was 'that'?"
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A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like:
"We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it
hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild
raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in.
At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
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Likely Mother (to son wandering around the room): "What are you looking
for?" Son: "Nothing." Mother: "You'll find it in the box where the
candy was."
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